Happy Holidays! From Saint Johnny

Saint Johnny here, wishing  you all a merry Christmas and an upcoming happy New Year. Remember folks, just because the big man is still shooting up coke -doesn't mean you have to. Anyways, be ready for a new and better blog next year folks, it's gonna be fun! I'd like to ask you viewers out there, "what's your new years resolution?" Think about it and comment please. In the meantime, I will be preparing my own, that will be a special gift to all you viewers.

Saint Johnny's Appearance: Airsoft Zombies

Yes, that' right! It's confirmed. Saint Johnny will be participating next week in a airsoft zombies game with Generation Airsoft. MORE DETAILS TO COME!

New Green Day Album: Awesome As Fuck!

Green Day is making a come back! Their new live album "Awesome As Fuck!" will hit stores March 15, 2011 and will be priced at $20. Not to mention, their CD will come with a DVD of two lives shows in Tokyo, Japan. Personally, as a big fan of Green Day I'm hoping that their new hits will be more like their older music. Don't get me wrong, but I find myself listening to their older music a lot more than their newer. I have listened to some of the downloads you can find at GreenDayAuthority.com and their unreleased music seems really good, however it's bad in the way of it not being edited to remove static and other background noises. I'm hoping for them to release the following: Minnesota Girl, Stay The Night, Dreamcatcher and so forth. Anyways, when I get a list of songs I will post them so stay tuned folks.

In Other News....

Saint Johnny here! 

Call of Duty: Black Ops             (Rating.... 10 out of 10)
-Damn! Black Ops is great, campaign amazing! Multiplayer is very well balanced and perfected! The only current problem I am having with Black Ops is connection. Hopefully, Treyarch will get that patched in the next update. Also, for those who don't know -You can get out of your chair at the main menu, just press RT and LT a couple times. Or if you didn't even know you could look around, well you better just bow down now. I will do a post revealing my thoughts on Black Ops here soon! Stay Tuned!


UNDEAD NIGHTMARE
-I beat the campaign to Undead Nightmare and let me say only this.... not as great as suspected. Sorry folks, nothing to good to post but I'd also like to mention multiplayer Co-Op is very fun so don't let yourself down on that one.

Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare

Just yesterday after my download finished, I got my first crack on the new Red Dead Redemption add on and it's insane! For all you Red Dead Redemption and zombie loving fans, this is it! I am not very far into the campaign but eventually I plan on finishing it. Anyway, here are a couples things I experienced throughout my time so far in the campaign.

 I WILL NOT SPOIL ANYTHING UNTIL MY NEXT ENTRY ON UNDEAD

  I WILL NOT SPOIL ANYTHING UNTIL MY NEXT ENTRY ON  UNDEAD 

-The beginning is tough. You start with low ammunition and not a wide variety of weapons either but you'll find out that soon that it doesn't take long to obtain them. Remember to obtain all ammunition you can, there are no gun smiths.
-You will see some weird shit. Seriously folks, it a zombie apocalypse what bad could happen? But yea, I'll keep this to myself until my next entry for this game.
-There isn't only zombies... At points in the campaign you will have the opportunity to ride one of the mythical creatures but you have to break the mythical horse and make it your noble steed. Make sure you don't lose him after you break him! You must ride him for a while until he is your steed. You can get off him but keep an eye on him, especially when he is going near water to commit suicide. Anyways, right now I have WAR, a flaming horse and he's pretty damn sweet. But that's not it! There is also six bigfoots/sasquatches in the national park. You will be sent on a mission here to kill them and I'll say no more about that.
-Seth is even creepier. I'm a big fan of Seth but if you aren't, you'll find him just as creeper.
-Zombies cannot climb, Get on the roofs! So anywhere you can get on top of a building will be a guranteed advantage so you can shoot them down below.
-Animals are zombies to, they just don't got feelings. If you see a cute little rabbit, think twice my friend before petting it.



Well, that's about all I will say. Stay tuned for another update I do on Undead! I will release full detail and everything!

For all you junkies who want more information or better detail, here you go!

   Undead Nightmare Wiki

Facebook Official: Saint Johnny's Fan Page

 Saint Johnny has officially made a Facebook fan page

                 - Saint Johnny's Fan Page -

By becoming a fan, Saint Johnny will posts interesting topics, debates and news. Folks, this is one page that will make you laugh, think and talk about later in the day so become fan. 

-Thanks and stay classy.

Jackass 3D Hits Theaters October 15th

“We're going to take the same 3D technology James Cameron used in AVATAR and stick it up Steve O's butt." -Johnny Knoxville

"I like it on the table." ? Facebook Status ?

As many of us see today on Facebook, women are posting some weird posts like "I like it on the table", "I like it on the couch" or "I like it in the bathroom but Fred likes it on top of the dryer." So what is up with these strange and perhaps sexual posts by women? To answer your question, we must first look at something that's out of the picture. The month of October, this month, is Breast Cancer Awareness month. But what does this have to do with those sexual posts? Those dirty posts are perhaps not as dirty as we think, as a sign of the Breast Cancer Awareness movement, women have united over Facebook creating perhaps one of the biggest social networking movements. Another point I'd like to make is that "it" refers to their handbag. So whenever you see these posts, it's the sign of support for advances in breast cancer research. That's all.

Breaking News: Gnome's Brother Arrested

That's right everyone! After a night of fun and laughter on the town with his own brother, the travelocity gnome's brother got arrested. It started when the two brothers decided to get drunk one night and by the time it was midnight, the two gnomes had a little too many to drink. Yelling and disturbing the people at the bar, one man couldn't resist. A fight broke between the man and the two gnomes and let's just say the two drunk gnomes didn't come near to winning. Eventually, the gnomes had gotten kicked out of the bar and then started to do drugs right outside. Thus, someone called the authorities. On good side of the news, the Travelocity gnome fled from the scene and didn't get arrested. Currently, authorities are still on the hunt for him but in other words, who gives a damn.

So in case you are wondering why I wrote this report... Well it all starts from a Facebook post that lead me into thinking about how stupid our society is, which I already knew but anyways. The post went like this, "Lindsey Lohan is on the media today for being drunk and doing drugs while 9 marines were killed over in Afghanistan all in one week and they were never mention on the news. *Then it mentioned the names and ages*. Repost to honor those who die for your freedom." That is truly a remarkable statement and truly shows our corrupt media and celebrities nowadays. So please readers, remember and honor those you have died for our country. As a statement of my own, I will add a picture to the right side of my blog so that you and I will remember. Thank you for reading.

Saint Johnny's Basic Zombie Survival Tips

Whenever a zombie apocalypse happens, we must all be prepared. So here are a few pointers from Saint Johnny. First and for most, a weapon. Your best choices after years of research are going to be semi/full automatic rifles like the M4. Mainly because of a couple reason: Range, Semi/full auto, attachments, not very strong kick and a descent size magazine. Now you might ask, well what about shotguns? Alright, shotguns are VERY effective but when it comes to reloading, you better have drank some speed cola first. The same for pistols to. Earlier today, one of my friends mentioned he would use a MG42 or a SAW, mainly because he was into light machine guns. However, the thing about LMGs is that you will have to carry it and like the MG42 you might end up changing the barrel. The ideal purpose of having a LMG during a zombie apocalypse is for base guarding, that's it. It's not easy for a one man operation to be running around a town trying to be a badass. Pounds = pain, carry the least you can. That goes for chainsaws, sure they are effective but by the end of the day you arent going to be swinging that saw around with your tired arms. Oh' and by the way! For you people who think they can run around with a AK47, yea how about you try shooting one first before you pick it. Because AK47s tend to kick a little more than you probably think, so if you plan to use that to pop zombie heads, then first explain how you plan to do so without using the entire clip.


Secondly, learn the rules of zombie survival quick. The rules of survival are actually probably one of your first goals but we will go with it as second because most people don't learn until later. Here are some very basic pointer. I got more but resist to spend an entire day on here.

-Stay Agile/Alert & Don't Panic (It may seem safe.... until the fat lady sings)
-Pack light (As I said, "Pounds = Pain" the more you carry the more vunerable you are and the harder it is)
-Be Brutal (Poor jimmy is no longer a human, might as well shoot him before he infects you to!)
-Don't Be A Loud Mouth (Don't tell anyone what you're doing, stay quite)
-Negotiation Skills (Trading will be big among survivalists, so learn the system of the trade)

Thirdly, remember folks "there is no safe place, only safer." Location, location, location! It's important. Now the number one place you never want to be during a zombie apocalypse is in a big city. If you happen to be, gather friends, make a plan for escape and put it into affect and do it quick before the entire city is infected. Alright, now the best locations are obviously going to be the most isolated locations you can find. However, you are gonna want to be able to live off the land as well as start a civilization for long term uses. So here are your best choices...

1) Private island (if it's not infected already)

2) Hilltops (Good choice! Make sure the hill is capable of growing crops, it'll be worth it.)

3) Countryside (Get away from that zombie city and relax in the beautiful countryside)




And there you go folks! Some basic survival tips from Saint Johnny himself. Sure, I could have wrote you an entire book or gone far into detail but that's not me. Remember readers, stay classy!
Upcoming For The Blog: Announcing National Zombie Day

Dear, Mr. President

Are you serious? You want to extend the number of school days!? Isn't our education system already bad enough? Believe me, as a student myself, I see everyday failures in education, I see schools fall because there education system is so bad and I also see students moving to my school because of it's good education. In addition, if you look at Japan, they have increased their number of school days and so far they are the leader in highest number of teen suicides. We are Americans, we are not super computers, we want freedom and we want to live. If you want to increase the number of school days, do so but prior to that at least fix our education. Once we can establish a fun, safe and good education system throughout America, then we can start looking at increasing days. Until then Mr.President, how about you start on the promises you made.

Sincerely, Saint Johnny

Saint Johnny Supports Stand Up To Cancer!

Cancer is one disease we all can recognize. Nobody deserves cancer and that's why I support SU2C. If anyone wants to support the cause please go to their website or you can buy their songs. S2UC did a show on September 10th featuring singers like Billie Joe, Stevie Wonder, Neil Diamond, Lady Antebellum and more. The show also did a big conversation on advancements for the cure' as well as interviewing celebrities.

STAND UP TO CANCER WEBSITE

iTunes: Search "Stand Up To Cancer" , buy anything! Anything you buy will go to S2UC for medical research for stopping cancer. You will notice the songs are below. Please support!

Saint Johnny's Top Five Hobbies

Saint Johnny is perhaps one of the most mysterious people you will ever meet. That is why, I am posting my latest news on Saint Johnny. As a kick for his new blog, meet Saint Johnny and his top five hobbies.
 

1) Listening To Music
-"Music is the connection between mind and soul." Saint Johnny says. My favorite band is Green Day and just recently I have been listening to My Chemical Romance. As to my favorites songs, I don't have a single one, they are all pretty much my favorites.

2) Halo: Reach
-I like to spend my time gaming and especially with the newest and greatest game Halo: Reach. I love forge, I love campaign and I also love the mulitplayer. Currently I'm working beating the Halo: Reach campaign on legendary by myself.

"You better ask me for my gamertag because I might end up kicking your ass online." -Saint Johnny

3) Occasionally Doing I-Doser
-Yes, I-Doser. The safest, greatest and legalist way to do it now-a-day kids. I-Doser is a binaural brainwave dose that basically sets your brain waves to the point of which whatever you choose to do. For more information,  i-doser.com

 
4) Updating My Blog
-Of course! I gotta be loyal to the fans. SJ says. Blogging is not one of my addictions, but it's definately one of my relaxations. It's where I can be myself and nobody else can change it. It's my thoughts, my words and my site.

5) Drinking Mountain Dew
-That's right! Another one of Saint Johnny's addictions. Saint Johny proclaimed through my interview with me that, "Mountain Dew is like my own Fountain of Youth. It's the only drink, to drink." He said. Personally, He said he preferred the original, not the new flavorful bottles.






-STAY TUNED FOR MORE FOLKS!

Word of Advice From Saint Johnny

Never let anyone manipulate you. It's your mind, it's your body and it's your world. We as humans need to come to the realization that not everything is right just because they teach you that. For example, as we see in religion, there is lots of proganda however religion is actually what is dividing our people. It's time to shut the mouth of religion. So people, please think twice.

Blog Update #1: Genesis

Welcome! This blog is all about the mind of Saint Johnny. Saint Johnny is a punk-rocker rebel who is deeply into the set-up of our society and music. If you want to know any more, ask so. Anyways, the following blog will feature updates from the notorious rebel himself, Saint Johnny. His thoughts will linger from politics to simple human acts. Mostly, I will update randomly but I will also follow a guideline of specials for the fans. Stay tuned.