Breaking News: Gnome's Brother Arrested

That's right everyone! After a night of fun and laughter on the town with his own brother, the travelocity gnome's brother got arrested. It started when the two brothers decided to get drunk one night and by the time it was midnight, the two gnomes had a little too many to drink. Yelling and disturbing the people at the bar, one man couldn't resist. A fight broke between the man and the two gnomes and let's just say the two drunk gnomes didn't come near to winning. Eventually, the gnomes had gotten kicked out of the bar and then started to do drugs right outside. Thus, someone called the authorities. On good side of the news, the Travelocity gnome fled from the scene and didn't get arrested. Currently, authorities are still on the hunt for him but in other words, who gives a damn.

So in case you are wondering why I wrote this report... Well it all starts from a Facebook post that lead me into thinking about how stupid our society is, which I already knew but anyways. The post went like this, "Lindsey Lohan is on the media today for being drunk and doing drugs while 9 marines were killed over in Afghanistan all in one week and they were never mention on the news. *Then it mentioned the names and ages*. Repost to honor those who die for your freedom." That is truly a remarkable statement and truly shows our corrupt media and celebrities nowadays. So please readers, remember and honor those you have died for our country. As a statement of my own, I will add a picture to the right side of my blog so that you and I will remember. Thank you for reading.